Like, imagine Totoro but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally stressed out. He's got that insane mortgage to pay, his journey to work is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying to just chill.
It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like that big ol' furry guy sometimes? We all need a break. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.
Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition
So like, you know No-Face from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Reality Check to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies.
- The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
- Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Emo Poetry
- Haku's Love Potion definitely didn't work, am I right?
Ghibli Memes To Slay your Your Midterms
Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a burning inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to save your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you snort and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo offering a glowing A+?
- Share these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
- Bonus points if you draw your own Ghibli-themed study guides.
Remember, even though studying can feel like a marathon, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!
Ponyo's Drip is Busted
Yo, Ponyo be lookin' fire these days! She's got that aura, know what I'm sayin'? Her look is totally on point. I bet those little goldfish scales be addin' to her style.
Ponyo, you a true legend. Keep on shinin'!
Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High
This crazy new trend sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone shocked. Howl's current venture, a wandering castle, is turning into a fiasco thanks to outrageous rent. The poor locals can barely pay enough coins for water, let alone Howl's inflated demands.
- It's been whispered that the rent is even higher than a dragon's nest
- People aredeserting in droves, leaving Howl with an deserted castle and a irritated attitude
- {The King is consideringstepping in to control rent prices before the entire kingdom falls apart
My WiFi is being hijacked
I think it's those little goblins, lurking in the wires. They crawl around like tiny fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My downloads are running worse than dial-up, and I can't even read more load a page without lag.
- Perhaps it's time to build a Faraday cage.
- Must stop the sprites